woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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