It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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