i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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