doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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