I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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