belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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