The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just want to make out with him forever
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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