walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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