does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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