Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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