well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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