and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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