i just google imaged poop.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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