Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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