East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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