3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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