I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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