no, he came in my armpit
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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