My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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