So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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