We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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