I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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