"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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