Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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