oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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