'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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