5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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