you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My dick has a subreddit
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
