Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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