I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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