i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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