Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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