hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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