Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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