Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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