so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
