Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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