Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do vagina's smell?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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