Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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