You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Its about making memories worth repressing
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just want nice things and good sex
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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