My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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