5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We need a shit load of segways right now
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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