Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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