i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
