I think I died a long time ago.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
