So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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