I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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