1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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