someone get that fucking seahorse.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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