If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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