Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize