I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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