i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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