Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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