You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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